Quote of the Day

johnwillyums said:

Every person is a unique individual and different from all other persons.
However, our differences are all very similar:)

Reminds me of something my brother used to tell me in jest: "Remember, you're unique! Just like everybody else...".

DreemWarrior said:

Here's few that I though were SO true in so many ways...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. Except for when they realize that you realize you’re wrong…
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
4. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5... I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
5. Bad decisions make good stories.
6. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
7. And finally...Have you ever wondered if that dollar bill your holding has ever been in a strippers butt crack? You are now...

8.. …and now you are thinking of all the times you put that dollar bill inyour mouth because you didn’t have a free hand to carry it with… yep.

Hahaha.... Those are brilliant, and the first one is very applicable to me at the moment. I'm best man at a wedding in just over a month's time.

“I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.”

Robert McCloskey.

A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
Pam Brown

Here's one that I (despite how hard I try) will never forget... My ex-girlfriend told me one day:

"Any relationship, whether friends or more, is like a table with four legs; trust, respect, honesty and love. Take out any one and it becomes unstable, take out any two and it falls over."

It definitely has some truth to it though...

noobvious said:

Those that dislike cats will be carried to the cemetery in the rain.
- Dutch Proverb

Hahaha.... I like that one.

Toe: A part of the foot used to find furniture in the dark.

- Rilla May

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