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Always remember that you may be kicked in the butt tomorrow by the feet attached to the butt you're kissing today.
Always remember that you may be kicked in the butt tomorrow by the feet attached to the butt you're kissing today.
"I don't like sundays
But I'm still with you"
L'Arc~en~Ciel - l'heure [quiet afternoon mix]
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
- Ronald Reagan
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Foolproof systems don't take into account the ingenuity of fools. ~ Gene Brown
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. ~ Rich Cook
How come there's only one Monopolies Commission? ~ Nigel Rees
The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. ~ Tom Waits, Small Change
One women can make you fly like an eagle.
Another can give you the strength of a lion.
But only one in the cycle of life can fill your heart with wonder,
and the wisdom that you have known a singular joy.
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