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       #1961

    You have clearance Clarence.
    Roger Rodger. Whats our vector Victor?
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    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1962

    According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.
    ~Jerry Seinfeld

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  4. Posts : 3,822
    Windows10 Pro - 64Bit vs.10547
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  5. Posts : 11,990
    Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit
       #1965

    I used to be an avid reader of Mad.
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  6. Posts : 12,177
    Windows 7 Ult x64 - SP1/ Windows 8 Pro x64
       #1966

    When I was born the doctor slapped my mother.

    Rodney Dangerfield
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  7. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #1967

    Ashley J. 'Ash' Williams:

    I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
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  8. Posts : 12,364
    8 Pro x64
       #1968

    If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, chances are your dinner is undercooked.

    - A wag
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  9. Posts : 4,663
    Windows 7 Home Premium 64 bit
       #1969

    Politics is Show Business for ugly people
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  10. Posts : 53,363
    Windows 10 Home x64
       #1970

    You know, Catholicism, we believed in the teachings of Cathol, and everything it stood for...
    ~Eddie Izzard

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