Help! I don't have any pc problems!

Or maybe this concoction.

4wd said:

Update: have run a collection of optimizers and regcleaners. Great progress: takes 23 minutes to boot, lost half the keyboard, screen is black & white, temp is 98 deg c, lost audio, & constant 100% disk activity. And btw, got a nice message about windows not being genuine.

But can still connect to the net, so some work still need to be done: next will be to download lots of warez and cracks, and visit illegal p* sites from Russia. That should do it.

Ahh, progress at last.

4wd said:

Update: have run a collection of optimizers and regcleaners. Great progress: takes 23 minutes to boot, lost half the keyboard, screen is black & white, temp is 98 deg c, lost audio, & constant 100% disk activity. And btw, got a nice message about windows not being genuine.

But can still connect to the net, so some work still need to be done: next will be to download lots of warez and cracks, and visit illegal p* sites from Russia. That should do it.

but the advantage with a landrove si you can treat them far rougher and not worry

Yep, my T is in too nice condition (usually one does not complain about that!), got to take care and keep tight control over any fun.

Great!

Now you have something to keep you busy for the next couple of days.:)

Drink one half of


Attempt to repair all problems not on your machine

Repeat until the bottle is empty or you just don't care anymore.
Note, you can skip trying to repair your machine if you find that after step one you just don't care anymore.

Good luck!

Use WinFixer PRO EDITION and MSAV PRO+ 2014 edition. Post back the logs. It is written in Irish code so ONLY I'll understand it

richnrockville said:

A solution would be to respond to the next "Microsoft support" phone call from a foreign speaking person that will tell you that you have lots of viri on your system and to let them clean it up by remote. Should keep you busy for a while.

Rich

For sure on this one! Lol

Nah - most of the morons on the other end couldn't add 2 and 2 without the aid of an AS400 - they are more likely to screw their own machines up :)

Place one of these on top of your machine


If you're still not having any problems, let the machine sit under it for another day or two.