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Windows 7: Help! I don't have any pc problems!

02 Jan 2014   #41
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by richnrockville View Post
A solution would be to respond to the next "Microsoft support" phone call from a foreign speaking person that will tell you that you have lots of viri on your system and to let them clean it up by remote. Should keep you busy for a while.

Yep that will work.
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02 Jan 2014   #42
Layback Bear

Windows 7 Pro. 64/SP-1

After using all those cleaner programs go into regedit and try to repair all the damage those cleaners have done.
Give us a post back next year and let us know how things are going.
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02 Jan 2014   #43

Desk Top with Win 7 Home Premium 64 bit and Lap Top with Windows 8.1 Pro 64 bit

I'll tell you what you can do that will give you some problems. Download some free software. Then when you install it, don't choose "custom" install to choose how you want it to install. Just install the way they want--the default install or whatever they call it. It will then install all kinds of crap on your computer. You will then have some problems.
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03 Jan 2014   #44

7 Pro x64 SP1

If you get bored with downloading and installing software for your solution,
try blocking all air vents on your pc with strong sticky tape, may take time for a result.

For a faster result fill the pc case with the contents of your vacuum cleaner prior to blocking the vents.
Please be aware I have not tried this so there is no guarantee it will do what you want.
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03 Jan 2014   #45

Windows 7 ultimate 64-bit

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NoelDP View Post
Nah - most of the morons on the other end couldn't add 2 and 2 without the aid of an AS400 - they are more likely to screw their own machines up
True this Noel!; for sure!!
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03 Jan 2014   #46

Windows 10 Home 64-Bit

Delete system32. IT IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS! Also, spill some Johnnie Walker on the keyboard. Always works 100%
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03 Jan 2014   #47

Windows 7 Pro x64 SP1

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by aritra2116 View Post
Delete system32. IT IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS! Also, spill some Johnnie Walker on the keyboard. Always works 100%
Blasphemy "spill some Johnnie Walker" should only happen on your bottom lip.

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05 Jan 2014   #48

Windows 7 Professional 32-bit/Windows 8 64-bit/Win7 Pro64-bit

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by 4wd View Post
What have I done wrong? No viruses, all my pc's work perfect, w updates work, no blue screens, they always boot, sfc finds no errors, internet works, programs never crashes, ram is fine, restore points & backups (which I don't need to use) are perfect, zero problems with ssd & hd, etc etc. And this has been going on year after year!

A desperate situation, please help, need to create some serious problems which makes me post on 20 forums, not sleep for a week while trying to fix things, buy lots of expensive parts & components etc.

Thanks in advance. And a fine new year to all here.
You could just disconnect your boot drive's sata cable while updating Windows to cause a serious problem.
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20 Jan 2014   #49

Microsoft Windows 8.1 Pro 64-bit

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by jadinolf View Post
Spill some coffee on the keyboard.

That'll do it.
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by aritra2116 View Post
Delete system32. IT IS A VERY DANGEROUS VIRUS! Also, spill some Johnnie Walker on the keyboard. Always works 100%
Hey now. Once watched some movie in which a guy spills coffee on a keyboard... fast forward a bit, and the whole building, including a sleeping dude, disappears! Think it was called the invisible man.
PS - Sleeping in anything but a dark room sucked for him

But hey. INVISIBLE! hello!
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20 Jan 2014   #50

7 x64 | 7 x64

The fingerprint ninja's found my computer-reading glasses this morning at work. Of course everyone claims they saw nothing, yet they offer understanding.
I suspect a deep rooted conspiracy.
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