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An oldie but still golden
A Young hotshot gets a job with the Taxation office
His first assignment is to audit an old Rabbi
He thinks he'll have a little fun with the old Rabbi
so he says, Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?
The rabbi says, We send them to the candle
factory, and every once in a while they send us a free candle
The kid says, And what do you do with the
crumbs from your table?
The rabbi says, We send them to the Matzos
ball factory, and every once in a while
they send us a free box of Matzos balls
The kid says, And what do you do with the
foreskins from your circumcisions?
says the Rabbi, We send them to the Taxation Office and
every once in a while they
send us back a little prick like you