Am I the only one with a fairly unlucky birthday

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: Dell Vostro 400/Dell XPS 8700(Slightly Customized for me by Dell)/Toshiba Satellite T135
OS: Windows 7 Professional 32-bit/Windows 8 64-bit/Win7 Pro64-bit
CPU: Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600/Intel Core i7 4790/Intel Pentium
Memory: 2GB/16GB/4GB
Graphics Card: Intel G33/G31 Express(Vostro)/NVIDIA GeForce GTX 745(XPS)
Monitor(s) Displays: HP 2009m(Vostro)/ViewSonic VX2250wm-LED(XPS)
Screen Resolution: 1600x900(Vostro)/1920x1080(XPS)
Keyboard: Dell L100)(Vostro)/Dell KB2133p(XPS)
Mouse: Dell M-UAV-DEL8(XPS)
Hard Drives: Seagate ST3160815AS(Vostro)/Western Digital Blue(Satellite) External: Western Digital My Passport 0748 Samsung HM121HC
Internet Speed: 100 Mbit/s(Only when IPTV is plugged out)
Browser: Internet Explorer 11
Antivirus: Avast, Malwarebytes PRO
Other Info: Note: Names with slashes between two different parts mean that the left is my old desktop and the right is my old laptop and the middle is my new desktop.(Unless specified) Ping is horrible for servers overseas in US and Europe. New laptop:LG Gram(Not available in US) Processor:Intel Core i3 4th Gen Ultra Low Power RAM:4GB Hard Drive:SK Hynix OEM MSATA or M.2 Graphics:Intel HD

Computer Type: PC/Desktop

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: CoreI7-6700K MrFingerIII Special Builds
OS: Windows 10 Home Premium 64bit sp1
CPU: Intel I7-6700K @ 4.6 Ghz 1.344 volts everyday OC
Motherboard: Asrock Fatality K6 Z170 Socket 1151
Memory: 32GB G-Skill TridentZ 3200mhz 16-18-18-38 DDR4
Graphics Card: Sli Gigabyte Windforce GTX 980 G1
Sound Card: AC97 Creative Rage Tactic 3D Headphones Bluetooth
Monitor(s) Displays: 27" Asus ROG Swift PG278Q G-Sync 48" Vizio Smart HD TV
Screen Resolution: 2560x1440p 27"- 48" Currently Gaming at 2560x1440p Res 2K
Keyboard: Logitech wireless keyboard
Mouse: Logitech wireless mouse
PSU: HX1050w Corsair Silver 80plus certified crosfire/sli
Case: Enthod Pro Full Tower
Cooling: Corsair H110i GT 280 mm High Performance WaterBlock
Hard Drives: 250GB Samsung Evo840SSD Seagate baracuda 500 GB WD Mybook 500Gb 1TB Seagate Barracuda
Internet Speed: Cox Cable 100+ mb
Browser: IE-10, Chrome, Opera
Antivirus: WebRoot Spysweeper with Antivirus
Other Info: My Other Rig is a AMD FX8320E @4.6Ghz 16GB Ballistic Sport Ram Mobo Asrock Fatality 990FX 120GB OCZ SSD 1TB Seagate Barracuda Corsair H75 Cooling PSU Corsair CX750 GPU GTX Gigabyte 970G1

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: Custom Build
OS: Windows 7 Home Premium 32-Bit - Build 7600 SP1
CPU: Intel Core i3-2120 3.30Ghz
Motherboard: Asus P8Z68-V LX Intel Z68 Socket H2 ATX
Memory: Kingston 4 GB DDR3 1333 mhz
Graphics Card: AMD Radeon HD6670
Sound Card: Sound Blaster Audigy SE 24-Bit
Monitor(s) Displays: Asus VE228
Screen Resolution: 1440 X 900
Keyboard: Microsoft Natural 4000
Mouse: Microsoft Custom Optical 3000
PSU: Corsair CX600M == 600 Watt
Case: NZXT Apollo - Silver with Clear Side Panel
Cooling: Three 120 mm Fans
Hard Drives: OCZ Vertex 3 120 GB Sata 3 SSD == Kingston SH103/S3 120 G Hyper X 120 GB SSD == Western Digital 500 GB Caviar Green 7200 RPM ==
Internet Speed: AT&T Fiber Optic Wireless Network
Browser: Chrome
Antivirus: Microsoft Security Essentials
Other Info: 120 mm Blue LED Fan -- Three Blue LED Lazer Light Sticks

Computer Type: PC/Desktop
System Manufacturer/Model Number: Home Built Desktop By DataTech
OS: Windows 7 Ultimate X64 SP1
CPU: Intel i5-2550K, Differing ~4.4-4.8GHz No built in GPU
Motherboard: ASUS P8Z68-V PRO/GEN3
Memory: 16GB G.Skill Sniper 1866MHz @ 2133MHz 2x8GB
Graphics Card: ASUS GTX650TIB-DC2OC-2GD5, (650TI Boost)
Sound Card: Onboard Realtek 5-1
Monitor(s) Displays: Samsung P2570HD
Screen Resolution: 1920x1080
Keyboard: E-Z Eyes, bright yellow keys with large characters
Mouse: steelseries SENSEI Laser Pro Gaming
PSU: Corsair HX650W
Case: Inwin Dragon Rider
Cooling: Hyper 212 EVO w/two Noctua fans, push-pull, @1300 RPM
Hard Drives: Samsung 840 Pro 256GB SSD for OS, 500GB Seagate Constellation (Enterprise drive) for Data
Internet Speed: 48-51Mbs Mbs down, 11 Mbs up Xfinity Cable
Browser: IE 10, Opera, Pale Moon if needed
Antivirus: Norton Internet Security 2013
Other Info: 4 case fans, LG BluRay-RE, ASUS DVD-RW, Mr. Fusion power supply, 1.21 gigawatts.