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Truth In Advertising
This morning on the way to work, I was behind this mini-SUV, not even a full sized one. It was painted up nice. The guy was a locksmith. It was not a name I had heard before so I assume it was a one man company. He had painted on the back "Rekey Special $99.99". Then at the top he has painted "Over 3 Million Locks Rekeyed". Using my rapid calculation this tells me that the guy has amassed $300 Million Dollars in career earnings and he is still driving around town. Yea, I believe that.