Quote: Originally Posted by A Guy
Never drank a cup in my life
Really? How do you get your engine running in the mornings?
I remember the coffee we got when doing my obligatory 11 months conscription service in the Finnish navy. According to the rumors the recipe was simple: fill a 10 liter (about 2.5 gallons) pot with boiling water, add the coffee grounds. Mix, try if an assault rifle stays upright in the middle of the pot without help. If not, add coffee until it does.
When ready, that black tar they called coffee was also used as fuel in patrol boats.