autocorrect woes

A man received the following text from his neighbour:

'I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night whenever you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't ever happen again.'

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: '****ing autospell! I meant 'wifi', not 'wife' . . . . . .'

My wife is Angie but auto correct keeps making her Angry, it fits but gets me is shit lots of times