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Windows 7: "tanjooberrymutts" ...

21 Nov 2009   #1
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 
"tanjooberrymutts" ...

"tanjooberrymutts" ...-chinese-hotel.jpg


By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
"TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" ...and be ready for China .

In order to continue getting-by in China , we need to learn English the
way it is spoken...... ......... ........

Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to
understand the term "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" .

With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.

Now, here goes...
The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel
guest and room-service today......

Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."

Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service. "

Room Service: " Rye . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"

Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?"

Guest: ".....What?? "

Room Service: "Ow ulai den?!?... Pryed, boyud, pochd?"

Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."

Room Service: "Ow ulai dee bayken ? Creepse?"

Guest: "Crisp will be fine."

Room Service: "Hokay. An sahn toes?"

Guest: "What?"

Room Service: "An toes. ulai sahn toes?"

Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."

RoomService: "No? Udo wan sahn toes???"

Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'udo wan
sahn toes' means."

RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Uoo don wan toes? Ow bow Anglish
moppin we botter?"

Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'...
Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine."

RoomService: "We botter?"

Guest: "No, just put the botter on the side."

RoomService: "Wad?!?"

Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side."

RoomService: "Copy?"

Guest: "Excuse me?"

RoomService: "Copy...tea. .meel?"

Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."

RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, creepse bayken , Anglish moppin,
we botter on sigh and copy ... Rye ??"

Guest: "Whatever you say."

RoomService: "Tanjooberrymutts. "

Guest: "You're welcome"


Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND
'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' ......
and you do, don't you!


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21 Nov 2009   #2
armyslowrdr

windows 7 Professional 64 Bit
 
 

Tankuverymuchos--dat was d awesomeness
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21 Nov 2009   #3
n0th1n9

Vista HP, Vista Ultimate, XP Pro, Seven Ultimate x2
 
 

Thank you very much, that was awesome.
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21 Nov 2009   #4
boohbah

Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 64-bit 7600
 
 

you fu cofy..... lol decaf please
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21 Nov 2009   #5
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Ah laafed laaud-lee.
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21 Nov 2009   #6
derekimo

Microsoft Community Contributor Award Recipient

Win 10 Pro x64
 
 

That was well worth the read, Thanks for that one!
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22 Nov 2009   #7
Dinesh

Windows® 8 Pro (64-bit)
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by derekimo View Post
That was well worth the read, Thanks for that one!
I got it in my email last night.
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22 Nov 2009   #8
wallyinnc

Windows 7 x64 finally!
 
 

I had gotten that years ago, but it still made me cry with laughing.... Been there, done it...
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22 Nov 2009   #9
garysgold

Vista Ult 64 bit Seven Ult RTM x64
 
 

Good one.
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22 Nov 2009   #10
Uber Philf

W7 RTM Ultimate x64
 
 

HAHAHA!
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