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Windows 7: On Birthdays

19 Feb 2009   #1
NosferatuX

Windows 7 Build 7048 x64
 
 
On Birthdays

I don't think I remember reading a similar post anywhere in this forum and I'm pretty familiar with the forum rules so I guess it's safe to pull this kind of stuff here. Please do inform me if this is not allowed.

Anyways, I hope you enjoy this short story. It was Romulinx2's Birthday the other day and reminded me of this story, and thought it would be nice to share.

Disclaimer: This was not how Romulinx2 celebrated his birthday and it was definitely not based on my experience


Why I fired my secretary?

Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning.

I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me... As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent...

As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss "Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered.

I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, itís such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me. I said, "By George, thatís the greatest thing I've heard all day. Letís go!" We went to lunch.

We didn't go where we normally go, instead we went out to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day we donít need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom." "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake... followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there.............on the couch....................Naked.
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19 Feb 2009   #2
Romulinx2

Win7 Ultimate x64 on Desktop / Win7 Ultimate x86 on laptop / Win7 x86 Starter on Netbook
 
 

Great story, very funny.
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19 Feb 2009   #3
Brink

64-bit Windows 10 Pro
 
 

ROFLMAO, a surprise for everyone.
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19 Feb 2009   #4
Chappy

Vista Ult 64bit - Windows 7 Ult 7264 64bit
 
 

Gosh...that sounds EXACTLY like my 30th B-day...where did you get this story from, my x-wife?
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20 Feb 2009   #5
NosferatuX

Windows 7 Build 7048 x64
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Chappy View Post
Gosh...that sounds EXACTLY like my 30th B-day...where did you get this story from, my x-wife?
I'm sorry man, she put me up to it...
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20 Feb 2009   #6
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Very good nice one.
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23 Feb 2009   #7
Chappy

Vista Ult 64bit - Windows 7 Ult 7264 64bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NosferatuX View Post
I'm sorry man, she put me up to it...
Heh-heh...now you know why she's an X-wife
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23 Feb 2009   #8
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

LMAO, good story!




















Later Ted
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