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Windows 7: May I just be the first to say...

25 Jan 2010   #11
tw33k

Windows 7 Ultimate (x64) SP1
 
 

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I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.
funny
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25 Jan 2010   #12
Kari

 

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.
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25 Jan 2010   #13
NinaJay

Windows 7 x 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.
Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

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25 Jan 2010   #14
Kari

 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NinaJay View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.
Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

Isn't that so called "Southern Ménage à trois"?
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25 Jan 2010   #15
NinaJay

Windows 7 x 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NinaJay View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Kari View Post
Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.
Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

Isn't that so called "Southern Ménage à trois"?
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25 Jan 2010   #16
Dwarf

Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
 
 

You mean an Aussie, a sheep and a piece of fruit?
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25 Jan 2010   #17
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

Don't they use that new "Perfume for men", when they are going out for the evening,
Mint Sauce.
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25 Jan 2010   #18
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Happy Australia day everyone.
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25 Jan 2010   #19
garysgold

Vista Ult 64 bit Seven Ult RTM x64
 
 

Happy Australia Day!
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25 Jan 2010   #20
NinaJay

Windows 7 x 32 bit
 
 

Now now, this was not an open invite to joke about Kiwis..







































oh ok, just one:

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".


The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".


The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
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