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Windows 7: May I just be the first to say...

25 Jan 2010   #21
bigmck

Windows 7 Home Premium 32-Bit - Build 7600 SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NinaJay View Post
Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


It is hard to believe that Paul Hogan and Hulk Hogan are related. They don't even favor.
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25 Jan 2010   #22
noobvious

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
 
 

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Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NinaJay View Post
Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


It is hard to believe that Paul Hogan and Hulk Hogan are related. They don't even favor.
Which one do you think took steroids?
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26 Jan 2010   #23
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NinaJay View Post
Now now, this was not an open invite to joke about Kiwis.. oh ok, just one:

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
I guess one has to be from Aus. to get that one.
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26 Jan 2010   #24
NinaJay

Windows 7 x 32 bit
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by Bare Foot Kid View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by NinaJay View Post
Now now, this was not an open invite to joke about Kiwis.. oh ok, just one:

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.
I guess one has to be from Aus. to get that one.
Sometimes I worry about you BFK...

South African - shoots diamonds because they have so many
New Zealander - shoots glass because they have so much sand
Australian - shoot New Zealander because we have so many here
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