May I just be the first to say...

z3r010 said:

I've just put a few prawns on the barbie for you.

funny

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Kari said:

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

NinaJay said:

Kari said:

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

Isn't that so called "Southern Ménage à trois"?

Kari said:

NinaJay said:

Kari said:

Congratulations, Australia. I hope you all down there have a fantastic day.

Kari

P.S. Kiwi's, use the opportunity to relax. They are too busy to booze to tell Kiwi jokes today.

Nah... today we show how Australian we are by telling MORE of those jokes. Now let me see.


There was an Aussie, a kiwi and a sheep.....

Isn't that so called "Southern Ménage à trois"?

You mean an Aussie, a sheep and a piece of fruit?

Happy Australia day everyone.

Happy Australia Day!

Now now, this was not an open invite to joke about Kiwis..







































oh ok, just one:

An Aussie, a Kiwi, and a South African are at a bar one night having a beer. All of a sudden the South African drinks his beer, takes off his diamond encrusted watch, pulls out a gun shoots the watch to pieces. He says "In Seth Efrika we have so many diamonds that we don't need to wear the same diamond twice".

The Kiwi (obviously impressed by this) drinks his beer throw his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "Wull mate, in Niw Zulland we have so much sand to make the glass that we don't need to drink out of the same cup twice".

The Australian then pulls out his gun and shoots the Kiwi.