My dog never barks

i have a cavalier king charles spaniel, and he didnt bark until i taught him, literally by making barking noises at him and then getting him excited so he copied me, i dont know how much my "teachings" influenced it, but i have heard that certain breeds need to "learn" how to bark,

now if only i could figure out how to get him to shut up...

AvatarOfTheShip said:

boohbah said:

my grandfather once told me if you want to make a dog bark, to stick your thumb up its ass. hope this helps

Can you confirm that this also works with Pit Bulls?

i once met a one armed man who said it did. lol
would the OP like to post us some images trying my method would dearly love to see if they took me seriously!

boohbah said:

AvatarOfTheShip said:

boohbah said:

my grandfather once told me if you want to make a dog bark, to stick your thumb up its ass. hope this helps

Can you confirm that this also works with Pit Bulls?

i once met a one armed man who said it did. lol
would the OP like to post us some images trying my method would dearly love to see if they took me seriously!

Oh man. I couldn't even imagine how that would feel for a poor doggie I really want a pet - but my mom is soo afraid of dogs

DarkDavil said:

boohbah said:

AvatarOfTheShip said:

Can you confirm that this also works with Pit Bulls?

i once met a one armed man who said it did. lol
would the OP like to post us some images trying my method would dearly love to see if they took me seriously!

Oh man. I couldn't even imagine how that would feel for a poor doggie I really want a pet - but my mom is soo afraid of dogs

well youve got two thumbs and an ass use one to see how it might feel and the other to press the shutter on the camera dont forget to say cheese or chicawowwa

A .308 will do the job nicely!