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Windows 7: What's your Most Embarrasing situation ??

23 Feb 2010   #1
PooMan UK

Windows 7 Ultimate 64bit
 
 
What's your Most Embarrasing situation ??

This is always a good topic for a laugh ....

To cut a long story short I was at a ice rink with a lady friend. We were way up in the back of the stands....keeping warm!!!! the ice was cold ... she was hyperventalating so I tried to make her warmer by rubbing by body vigorously against hers, didn't notice the lights went off and the spotlight come on... just my hairy arse stairing back into the warm glow of the 1000W bulb....gulp... 300 people stopped skating to watch the spectacle in the stands ... after I crawled outa the little hole that i had climed into.. we tried to sneak out to 300 people clapping and chearing. I was only 17 at the time but I'll never forget...

And sometimes it gets worse......

Another 1 that happened to me once...This brings back many a tear...
I used to do competitive BMX racing when I was 14 (I was quite good aswell - lots of tropheys).
Anyway 1 day a gang of us where messing about when we decided to have our own World high jump championship. The idea was to see who could jump over the most tyres. There was one lad that was realy good but I was determined to beat him. He held the record for the day at 10 tyres. I decided all or bust...15 I knew that he wouldn't try and beat it.. he had his limits, I was just a bit of a nutter in those days. Well I peddled like road runner down the path that led to the jump, I hit it at one hell of a speed (to fast actually) & sailed over the 15 tyres with ease, this is where it started to go pear shape..... i sort of went over the jump like in this picture



Problem is I landed on my back wheel in the same position on the ground - not forgeting I've just come down from a height of 15 tyres. Well my feet came off the peddles due to the force of the landing and the seat decided to embed itself as far as it could up my arse, and believe me there wasn't much seat visible....well as talking was difficult my friends could see from the fear in my eyes that I was in some distress and decided that removing me from the seat might be best left to the paramedics. Well needless to say I was nopooman for a while and riding a bike was low on my priority list. Lucky for me I made a full recovery, and i am now a firm believer that the pooptube was designed for 1way traffic only.
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23 Feb 2010   #2
Bare Foot Kid
Microsoft MVP

W 7 64-bit Ultimate
 
 

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23 Feb 2010   #3
jfar

Vista Ult64, Win7600
 
 

That's why I like a larger saddle under me.
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23 Feb 2010   #4
adt

Windows 7 Ultimate 64 bit
 
 

LOL! +rep for the second situation.

Edit: can't find the rep button :|
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23 Feb 2010   #5
valtonray

Windows 7 Ultimate Signature Edition
 
 

wow that is just the most horrible thing ever. anyways i have one to share.
back in my freshman year in college i stayed overnight with this one girl i took a shower in her dorm the next morning instead of going back to mine for some reason while i was in there she left for class. well when i get out i decide that my room is only a floor up so instead of getting dressed in my old clothes i wrap my towel around me and run up to my room to get dressed. problem was when i get to my room noone is there to let me in and my key is in my pants pocket downstairs im locked out. i go back to her room but guess what the door locked behind me. so i make the trek across campus to the housing office wearing my towel and only my towel. well i get there and there is a LONG line apparently i picked the day that the students can put in for dorm transfers to do this on. so i spend almost 2 hours waiting in line wearing only a towel pretending like there is nothing wrong with this picture. needless to say my friends all had a laugh retelling the story for the next few days and people recognized me across campus.
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23 Feb 2010   #6
tw33k

Windows 7 Ultimate (x64) SP1
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by adt View Post
LOL! +rep for the second situation.

Edit: can't find the rep button :|
That's because rep is for being helpful NOT being funny
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24 Feb 2010   #7
starwolf1336

Windows 7 Professional 64bit
 
 

This was a long time ago, but i decided to put a bios password on my computer. So i went and put in my password and restarted the computer. I put in my password, and it didnt work. So i tried, again, and again, and again. Starting to really get stressed, so i took a break to watch some tv.

By that time my g/f came over, who is not very computer literate, and i told her why i was frusterated. She asked me what my password was and i told her, then she watched me put it in.

Then she said "isnt numlock suppost to be on to use the numpad." My mind was blown away that i didnt think to check if numlock was on or not.
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24 Feb 2010   #8
smarteyeball

 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by PooMan UK View Post
the seat decided to embed itself as far as it could up my arse, and believe me there wasn't much seat visible....






****

Not so funny at the time - but now...
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24 Feb 2010   #9
valtonray

Windows 7 Ultimate Signature Edition
 
 

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by smarteyeball View Post
Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by PooMan UK View Post
the seat decided to embed itself as far as it could up my arse, and believe me there wasn't much seat visible....






****

Not so funny at the time - but now...
it's funny as long as it didn't happen to you.
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24 Feb 2010   #10
seekermeister

W7x64 Pro, SuSe 12.1/** W7 x64 Pro, XP MCE
 
 

I assume that it was the pointed end of the seat, not the broader top surface, so consider yourself lucky.
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