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"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." - Dont know
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"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
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New #3
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
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computer mouse is a female coz she's wearing a pad
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“Owning a TVR in the past was like owning a bear. I mean it was great, until it pulled your head off, which it would.”
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Marge: Homer, is this how you pictured married life?
Homer: Yeah, pretty much, except we drove around in a van solving mysteries.
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