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Windows 7: What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Documentation?

23 Mar 2010   #1

What If Dr. Seuss Wrote Technical Documentation?

Here's an easy game to play.
Here's an easy thing to say:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame, Sir!
We'll find you
Another game sir.
If the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall,
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risc,
Then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom!
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23 Mar 2010   #2

Windows 10 Pro x64

that is brilliant, i would rep you if i could for that, i havent laughed that much for a while
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23 Mar 2010   #3

Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)

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23 Mar 2010   #4

7 Ultimate x64, Vista Ultimate x64, 7 Pro x64, XP Pro x86, Linux Mint Nadia Cinnamon

Oh, that is TOO good...I gotta send this to my Comp Sci buddies.
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23 Mar 2010   #5

Windows 7 Ultimate 32 bit

Too good!
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23 Mar 2010   #6

Windows 7 Professional 64bit

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23 Mar 2010   #7

Windows 7 Home Premium (64 bit)

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23 Mar 2010   #8
Product FRED

Windows 7 Enterprise 64-bit

Quote   Quote: Originally Posted by hybridfan View Post
Was just about to say. Still a great find nonetheless
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23 Mar 2010   #9

windows 7

if he did i would turn Amish
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