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..but all he had was some pocket lint...
...and that would not last long. He panicked and picked up the phone again....He was addicted to dirty phone calls and he knew it...
..So this time, he called up Microsoft's toll free number, dead sure his desires would be fulfilled...
Unfortunately, they refused to help as he had a torrent version of Windows 7. Things were getting pretty desperate ...
...suddenly. in the distance, he heard the approaching wail of a police siren...the gig was up...
He opened the bedroom window and jumped out. Was this the end or could he get to a phone booth and make that dirty phone-call.....
...when he just realized that he had no change for the phone booth AND his cell phone's charge was just about used up...
He was anxious. He could rob a store but he noticed a cop car nearby and so went downtown .....He was getting paranoid but then again maybe he was being followed ...
...He was trapped! Standing at the crossroads, he could see Ballmer in one direction, RIAA in the other and MPAA in another. He with his illegally downloaded porn in a usb drive in his pocket. Would they make a Jammie Thomas of him, he wondered?? He scrambled for the nearest pipe he could climb up...