Why so spell checkers suck?

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  1. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #11

    Yes, but we use proper English. You lot use weird versions of it.
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  2. Posts : 3,427
    Windows 10 Pro x64
       #12

    Dwarf said:
    Yes, but we use proper English. You lot use weird versions of it.
    This coming from the man from yorkshire....

    Actually Kodi has a point, Most "built in" spell checkers are useless for the UK english speakers. Most programs just have an "American English" Spellchecker, not a "Proper English" spellchecker. I swear to god I want to shoot WLM every time it tells me I've spelt "colour" wrong, and insists that it should be "color"
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  3. Posts : 5,941
    Linux CENTOS 7 / various Windows OS'es and servers
       #13

    Hi there
    Dictionaries and spell checkers are even now appearing for "Mobile phone Texte-ese". What chance for real lovers of proper language skills and decent communication when even people sitting next to each other in a bar are texting away.

    I reckon in 10 years time verbal communication will probably be dead and all communication will be done by mobile phone.

    The ear as a human organ will shrink to the size of just allowing one of those "white bud earphones" you see all over the place -- another indication that the younger generation will do ANYTHING to avoid actually speaking directly to another human being.

    I often see family groups in a restaurant not actually talking to each other but all of them texting away on their wretched mobile phones ---- surely a restaurant is one place these devices should be SWITCHED OFF in.

    Howver if you are an engineer the old magic formula f = 2 pi omega l*c where f is approx 2.2 Ghz, l = inductance and c the capacitance will block out most mobile phone signals for around 50 metres if you can make your white noise generator push out about 1 mw at 2.2 or 2.4 GHZ .

    Typical mobile phone signals are in Microwatts so a 1 mw signal will drown out any mobile phone signal in the area you are using your white noise generator from.

    Often I take the Eurostar on a Friday from Paris to London and after a busy week the last thing I'm sure most passengers need are overstressed Americans yabbering business all the way from Paris to London at the top of thir voices with TOTAL disregard for the other passengers of their carriage.

    I'm not anti the use modern communication devices but these should be used properly respecting the other PAYING PASSENGERS rights to peace and quiet.

    If I have to use mine I go and use it in the corridor or in the bar car -- not screeching at the table where my fellow passengers would have to put up with it.


    Perhaps respect for other people is lacking these days -- not deliberately I'm sure -- but "The Ipod generation" seems to have cut itself of from the rest of the planet totally immersing themselves into their music and ignoring everything around them - even spreading to a lot of workplaces too now unfortunately.

    Cheers

    jimbo.
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  4. Posts : 842
    Windows 7 Ultimate 64 - OEM Service Pack 1
       #14

    As far as I know in Japan it is Illegal to use a mobile phone on a Train and Bus, saw it recently on TV, god I wish as a Bus Driver I didn't have to listen to the retarded drivel some people talk about Sorry it went off topic.


    Steve
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  5. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #15

    Yorkshire Dialect said:
    On the theme of coming home after a few pints of 'Ramsdens Stonetrough'

    A 'Tyke' struggling home at night, obviously after having had a reet kneckful,
    sees a man from the water board with a big 'T' handle,
    in the middle of the road opening a valve at the bottom of a manhole.
    He walks up behind him and gives him an almighty clout.
    "What's that fer" says the waterman...
    "Thats fer tunin' all t'streets roun' when I'm tryin' ter find mi way home"
    Yorkshire Dialect said:
    Mate in Canal

    Auld fella walking alongside canal and sees a nine-year old lad fair crying his eyes out.
    "Wot's tha cryin' fer, young un?"
    Through sniffles and bawling, little lad manages to say "A've loss me mate. Me mate fell in t'canal" and point about tree feet in front of him.
    "By 'eck" says fella and without further ado, strips off his jacket and shoes then jumps into the canal. After few minutes he splashed to side and says, "'Ow old was tha mate?"
    By this time, lad had stopped howling and watched the auld fella fair dumbstruck. "Wot's that mean, 'ow old?"
    "Thy mate" said fella, "'ow old were 'e? Wor 'e a big lad?"
    Little lad scowled at the old man, "Nah! Tha daft bat. Not me mate - me mate outa me saniches".
    More here: Humour
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  6. Posts : 6,857
    Win 7 Ultimate 64-bit SP1 (desktop)
       #16

    I don't know if this was intentional , to illustrate the point of the OP , or not, but I couldn't help but notice this.....
    Why so spell checkers suck?-capture.jpgWhy so spell checkers suck?-capture1.jpg

    Seems like "do" would be a better fit than "so", wouldn't it?
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  7. Posts : 670
    Windows 7 Pro 64bit build 7601 SP1
    Thread Starter
       #17

    noobvious said:
    I don't know if this was intentional , to illustrate the point of the OP , or not, but I couldn't help but notice this.....
    Why so spell checkers suck?-capture.jpgWhy so spell checkers suck?-capture1.jpg

    Seems like "do" would be a better fit than "so", wouldn't it?
    Oops, my typing skills need improvement as well as my attention to proof reading. LOL.
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  8. Posts : 9,582
    Windows 8.1 Pro RTM x64
       #18

    Theur can allus use dis translation si' 'ere: t'whoohoo.co.uk Oup Norf Translator!
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  9. Posts : 51,476
    Windows 11 Workstation x64
       #19

    I fink dis iz more dig da type hof translata we need. - whoohoo.co.uk - Da Ali G Translator!
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  10. Posts : 25,847
    Windows 10 Pro. 64/ version 1709 Windows 7 Pro/64
       #20

    Ok = okay.
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