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Today, I am working on several students computers for problems & upgrades of hardware

These are some stats from our highly recruited and talented football player's!
Woodrow Lee Washington:

6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle.. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father.

He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said sumpin' bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20/20.

Signed with University of Tennessee





Willie "Night Train" Smith:

6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old.

Thinks the "N" on Nebraska 's helmets stands for "Nowledge," but still meets his new school's stringent entrance requirements....

Insists on wearing No. 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT's.

Signed with the University of Alabama





Tyrone "Python" Peoples:

6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges.

Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillac's. Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.

Signed with University of Georgia



Abdul Hasheem Abba Ali:

6'10", 305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion.

Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville... Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either.)

Signed with the University of Florida





Note: College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in their track programs. However, instead of using a starting gun at track meets, the NCAA has now agreed to allow the use of a burglar alarm.

DocBrown said:

Today, I am working on several students computers for problems & upgrades of hardware

You are looking very handsome mate: perfect blend of intelligence and attitude; I like it

He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said sumpin' bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20/20.

What a level of witty knowledge!

I am afraid that dad is going another minor operation soon. We are just waiting for the letter to arrive in the post.

Love Windows 7 said:

I am afraid that dad is going another minor operation soon. We are just waiting for the letter to arrive in the post.

We wish him all the best.

Love Windows 7 said:

I am afraid that dad is going another minor operation soon. We are just waiting for the letter to arrive in the post.

all the best to him...everything will be fine.!!

Love Windows 7 said:

I am afraid that dad is going another minor operation soon. We are just waiting for the letter to arrive in the post.

Dont worry pal ! Everything will be OK .

Love Windows 7 said:

I am afraid that dad is going another minor operation soon. We are just waiting for the letter to arrive in the post.

Good luck to him!:)

Love Windows 7 said:

I am afraid that dad is going another minor operation soon. We are just waiting for the letter to arrive in the post.

Wishing the best and good luck.

Hope everything goes well for your Dad LW7.