I just want to buy Windows7, and I want the advertisments selling it to me by telling me why it's so good.
I'm a PC
And I'm a Mac.
Mac: Hey PC, why you looking so happy?
PC: I'm running on windows 7
Mac: Which version, basic, ultimate, pistaccio? bet it was expensive right?
PC: no, Just 7, and it costs the same as OS X
Mac: Yea, but like vista nothing works, and it's going to crash all the time, Oh and lets not mention the system requirements!
PC: Nah, we let millions the public download it for free to test it for us on all their different systems and requirements, and they told us what worked and what didn't, good bad etc.
Mac: You lost weight PC?
PC: yea, 7 runs easy on a netbook as well so i'm a lot slimmer now.
Mac: PC... is that my designer roll neck you're wearing....