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I think you are being a bit on the dramatic front. I've had a few Dell laptops, including my current E6400 machine that work right out of the box with Ubuntu 8.10 and 9.04. Sound, wireless, network card, DVD Burner, webcam, etc. I notice that you mention "hardware connected to your system"...so you might have something that won't work (maybe a lexmark printer, etc).
Lots of problems with Linux come down to driver support and manufacturers who don't provide any information for getting their equipment to work. Personally, I just avoid these vendors and I have fewer problems.
I'm sorry to see that you feel that linux sucks (i can only imagine that is what you meant when you said linsux distro). It certainly isn't for everybody. However, for those who need/want/desire an alternative to Windows or OSX, it's a very capable, highly secure, robust system that can often run for years when properly setup without much of a concern.
And as far as the comment about Linux being a VW engine....I've personally seen quite a number of instances where Linux can run circles around Microsoft OS's on the same level of hardware. Again, I'm not trying to be a Windows basher...that's not my goal here....but in the proper environment with a competent/trained user...Linux can really shine.