I can't stand this any more, please help!!

Here is the NFO file that was requested:

Type services.msc into the start menu search box. Hit enter.

Disable:

Apple Mobile Device
ATI External Events Utility
IP Helper <<< leave it alone if you use Homegroup
Homegroup Listener Service <<< leave it alone if you use Homegroup
Homegroup Provider Service <<< leave it alone if you use Homegroup
Interactive Service Detection

You have a, believe it or not lol

dildo_device service. <<< Set that to disabled. Then scan with Malwarebytes and any other virus scanner.
and
dildoCATSCustConnectService <<< Set that to disabled. Then scan with Malwarebytes and any other virus scanner.


Open an elevated command prompt and copy/paste the following to it. Hit enter after each line:

“%PROGRAMFILES%\Bonjour\mDNSResponder.exe” -remove

regsvr32 /u “%PROGRAMFILES%\Bonjour\mdnsNSP.dll”

Uninstall CPU-Z.

Reboot and delete the Bonjour folder in Program Files.

Enjoy your Win 7 pc.

I think that "dildo" service is my Dell 968w printer, I could be wrong though. Also, isn't Bonjour itunes related?

Well, maybe those are viruses, I can't find anything about them on Dell.

No, Dell would not name a service with dildo in it lol.

Did you type in those two services? I think they are dldo, not dildo. I can't seem to find the original dildo files that you have listed above.

Yeah, it's dldo. Is that still a virus?

lol

Use services.msc to disable the two dildo services from the start menu search box. Hit enter to get to it after typing that.

Then scan with Malwarebytes to remove them. They are rogue services. Follow my post about it. Nothing difficult.

This is hilarious! I can't believe I have to type the word dildo to repair a pc. lol!

It's strange. I am pretty smart when it comes to computers. I formatted my hard drive two weeks ago, no porn has been viewed on this PC, so I don't know how this crap got in here. Also, I ran Malwarebyteson both files but nothing was found. What other options do I have to get rid of these files?