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Oh my god.
Okay, complete and utter edit: you were actually the one coming up with the link to the information which I assumed should exist in some way (Because that's kinda how I would have done it using any brand of Unix. Only on Unix things work - the root account have a home a completely different place than all other users - just exactly because you should be able to perform stuff like this).
So sorry for the full on flaming - your follow up when people pointed out that you were wrong was very good. Thanks.