- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- HP Mini 2140
- Peanut Butter & Jelly.
- Propeller Hat (with chin strap upgrade).
- She keeps calling me!
- Not what it used to be.
- Graphics Card(s)
- Hey! Let's not get too personal!
- Sound Card
- Monitor(s) Displays
- They're watching me right now!
- Screen Resolution
- Hasn't been resolved yet.
- Hard Drives
- Only when I take this little blue pill.
- Twice yearly.
- On file with the DA's office.
- The Colin Fletcher approach to wilderness walking.
- How quaint!
- Internet Speed
- None, I'm broke
- Other Info
- Redacted at the request of the Department of Homeland Security.