"Windows can not automatically detect this network's proxy settings"

No, but use this settings.

Alright, I've unchecked that box and now I'm back to the Diagnose tool saying "Troubleshooting could not identify the problem."

I really appreciate all the help everyone has provided by the way, I just really need this damn computer to work! It so sucks hard waking up to a computer with this issue.

After you have done this try to "ipconfig /flushdns" and ping google.se again.
You can also try to restart "dns client" in services.msc

Done and done, still get "ping request could not find host google.se" etc

Do the command "ipconfig /all" and post the output.

sec, having difficulty with the copy/paste

Try to disable all other network cards and restart your computer.

Microsoft Windows [Version 6.1.7601]
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C:\Users\Valued Customer>ipconfig /all

Windows IP Configuration

Host Name . . . . . . . . . . . . : CORYCE
Primary Dns Suffix . . . . . . . :
Node Type . . . . . . . . . . . . : Hybrid
IP Routing Enabled. . . . . . . . : No
WINS Proxy Enabled. . . . . . . . : No
DNS Suffix Search List. . . . . . : platinum.ca

Ethernet adapter Local Area Connection:

Connection-specific DNS Suffix . : platinum.ca
Description . . . . . . . . . . . : Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller
Physical Address. . . . . . . . . : D4-3D-7E-48-D6-6B
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . . . . : Yes
Autoconfiguration Enabled . . . . : Yes
Link-local IPv6 Address . . . . . : fe80::10ff:962a:cd23:3d79%3(Preferred)
IPv4 Address. . . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.1.100(Preferred)
Subnet Mask . . . . . . . . . . . : 255.255.255.0
Lease Obtained. . . . . . . . . . : Wednesday, July 24, 2013 9:28:32 AM
Lease Expires . . . . . . . . . . : Thursday, July 25, 2013 9:28:33 AM
Default Gateway . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.1.1
DHCP Server . . . . . . . . . . . : 192.168.1.1
DHCPv6 IAID . . . . . . . . . . . : 64241022
DHCPv6 Client DUID. . . . . . . . : 00-01-00-01-18-77-FE-0A-D4-3D-7E-48-D6-6B

DNS Servers . . . . . . . . . . . : 8.8.8.8
8.8.4.4
NetBIOS over Tcpip. . . . . . . . : Enabled

Tunnel adapter isatap.platinum.ca:

Media State . . . . . . . . . . . : Media disconnected
Connection-specific DNS Suffix . : platinum.ca
Description . . . . . . . . . . . : Microsoft ISATAP Adapter #4
Physical Address. . . . . . . . . : 00-00-00-00-00-00-00-E0
DHCP Enabled. . . . . . . . . . . : No
Autoconfiguration Enabled . . . . : Yes

C:\Users\Valued Customer>

Everything other than my Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller has been disabled since I started this basically.

Hey! I've had a breakthrough of sorts, I can get to websites if I enter their ip directly! Just got to google now. Hopefully this narrows things down a bit. :) I can even search (and autocomplete comes up) but clinking on a link brings me to server not found.