Ya know, I never saw an actual Whopper that looked that full. All the ones I saw were all squished flat with a bit of lettuce and a pathetic looking slice of tomato. Did you ever see Michael Douglas in Falling Down when he went ballistic in a burger joint over how wimpy the burger he got was compared to the photos of the burger?
I haven't been in a Booger King in around twenty years now.
That Whopper looks more like a salad then a hamburger
Booger King
All I want is a hamburger like the one in the picture...... And you`re going to give it to me !!!!
Last edited by AddRAM; 22 Apr 2015 at 17:51.
I get those cute little Kroger brand frozen bacon cheeseburgers (not cheeseboogers, in this case) for my burgers. Size wise, they are about twice as big as a white Castle. To prepare, I take one out of the bag, disassemble the burger, throw away the slab of yellow slime masquerading as cheese, replace the slime slab with real cheddar, add the condiments, then nuke it in the reactor for 80 seconds. They actually taste fairly good, take only a couple, three minute to prepare and, by cooking them on top of the plastic bag they are packaged in (you're supposed to cook them in the bag but I rarely can get it back in and I've found it to be unnecessary) which is placed on top of the flattened box, there is no cleanup afterward.
No what you need is some ground beef made to my secret recipe flattened out and cooked gently in the microwave placed on a whole grain wrap up bread that has Philadelphia cheese and sweet chilli sauce on it. Roll up and eat much better that worrying about the WEI!!
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