I don't want to jump to conclusions here but as someone who has been at the forefront of this battle, I believe I may have solved this problem and I would like to share with you how i did it.
First off, let me stress, the solution will be different for everyone! (which is why we're seeing different **** working for different people).
The key to solving this problem is to get your DPC Latency under control. It has been mentioned in this thread before but THIS IS THE SOLUTION... the fact that different configurations worked for different people corroborates my theory. For me, it was upgrading certain drivers (chipset, network driver, and my SATA).
Anyway, here's your framework:
1) Get
DPC Latency Checker
2) Narrow down which driver is the culprit by disabling a different one every time
3) Upgrade each of your drivers from the manufacturer's site
4) Once you don't have any lag -- all green -- you're good to go!
My hypothesis is windows 7 is more sensitive to DPC latency issues. GOOD LUCK
EDIT: After 48 hour uptime crackling and popping seem to have returned but not nearly at the same levels that they were before. I wish there was a way to stress test. Doesn't anyone have a recommendation on how to do so? Perhaps the best track/video to play to see how bad it is?
EDIT 2: Apparently my DPC is back out of wack AGAIN... which may explain this. Stay tuned! It's being caused by NIC.