Bill Gates files patents to control hurricanes.

[Bare Foot Kid]

Good news, folks. Microsoft founder Bill Gates has turned his attention to controlling the weather.

Five U.S. Patent and Trade Office patent applications, made public on July 9, propose slowing hurricanes by pumping cold, deep-ocean water in their paths from barges. If issued, the patents offer 18 years of legal rights to the idea for Gates and co-inventors, including climate scientist Ken Caldeira of the Carnegie Institution of Washington.

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[Airbot]

Oh dear...

 

[digitalrurouni]

LOL

 

[holo88]

ah crap. that cannot be good.... then what? we name him supreme overloard of the planet? then let him burn a windows flag on the moon? retirement has driven the ol'boy mad, i tell you.

 

[Cam]

I'm actually worried. This could mess up weather patterns BIG TIME in the long run.

 

[Zidane24]

LOL I can see it now...

Latest News...EU decides to sue Microsoft AGAIN for putting Windows Media Center into their OS...

AND in other news the nations of the EU were hit with mulitudes of violent hurricanes in the last few hours...they came unexpecantly and the EU government is working to EVAC the people as quickly as possible

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

lol i can see it now...

Latest news...eu decides to sue microsoft again for putting windows media center into their os...

And in other news the nations of the eu were hit with mulitudes of violent hurricanes in the last few hours...they came unexpecantly and the eu government is working to evac the people as quickly as possible

lmao!!

 

[noyb]

propose slowing hurricanes by pumping cold, deep-ocean water in their paths from barges.

Any volunteers to man the Barges in front of the hurricane ??

 

[Win7User512]

Will he put Warren Buffet in charge of personally operating this device?

 

[Tepid]

Umm,, Hello, has anyone heard of Katrina?
Bush already owns the rights to control hurricanes, ask any democrat. :sarc:

Actually, watch "That's Impossible: Weather Control Warfare" (or something like that) it will open your eyes to the possibilities.

Infact, if it is true, that we can control the weather, it is not Carbon Emissions we need to worry about but ELF.

 

[septprince]

wow this man is unstoppable...

 

[Zidane24]

I am telling you guys...One country or government (EU for example...)that makes a fuss about his software when he figures out how to control hurricanes will be in one hell of a mess..

 

[Bare Foot Kid]

All hail Emperor Bill!

 

[JimClass]

Umm,, Hello, has anyone heard of Katrina?
Bush already owns the rights to control hurricanes, ask any democrat. :sarc:

Actually, watch "That's Impossible: Weather Control Warfare" (or something like that) it will open your eyes to the possibilities.

Infact, if it is true, that we can control the weather, it is not Carbon Emissions we need to worry about but ELF.

+1 on this comment, I saw that disc channel documentary and it is just unbelievable. stupid experiments.

 

[PotatoMan83]

As an American, George Bush, in my lifetime, has been the best thing to happen to the US Presidency.

 

[mickey megabyte]

As an American, George Bush, in my lifetime, has been the best thing to happen to the US Presidency.

someone is bored waiting for new rtm's, and looking to create some controversy, methinks

 

[JimClass]

^I was looking for some ninja text in that potato post, but found none.

 

[noyb]

Feel better now ???
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[noyb]

someone is bored waiting for new rtm's, and looking to create some controversy, methinks

You're correct ... I was just working on my new Sig ... Will this do ???

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[mickey megabyte]

Will this do ???

no, not controversial enough, you must try harder