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User review of an OCZ SSD from Newegg. This cracked me up. Had to share it.
 

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Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8from 1.6GHz Duo to i7
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HP, Dell, Gateway, Toshiba - 4 laptops and 2 desktops
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:roflmao:
 

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Windows 10 Pro X64Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-3570K CPU OC@ 4.5GHZ Turbo8.00 GB DDR3 1600MhzMSI Gaming X GTX 1070
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PC/Desktop
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Dude Build
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Windows 10 Pro X64
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Intel(R) Core(TM) i5-3570K CPU OC@ 4.5GHZ Turbo
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MSI Z77A-G45 Gaming
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8.00 GB DDR3 1600Mhz
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MSI Gaming X GTX 1070
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Realtek High Definition
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Dell S23O9W, HP L1710
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DELL-1920 x 1080 HP-1280 x1024
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Crucial m4 256 SSD, WD 7200RPM 500GB WD 1TB
PSU
Seasonic X650 GOLD
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Zalman Z12
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Antec Kuhler 920
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Logitech
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MSI DS100 Interceptor
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50 down and 5 up
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MSE
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Chrome, IE 11
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Logitech X-620 Speakers
omg
 

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10 Pro x64Ryzen 9 3900X64GB(4x16GB) DDR4EVGA 1080ti FTW3
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Custom
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10 Pro x64
CPU
Ryzen 9 3900X
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Asrock x370 Tachi
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64GB(4x16GB) DDR4
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EVGA 1080ti FTW3
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ASUS Xonar Essence STX (V4 Bursons), ODAC rev B, NFB-11, O2
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3xASUS PB278Q/R, Optoma HD142X
Screen Resolution
3x1440p, 1080p
Hard Drives
512GB 850 EVO(OS, Programs)
4TB (Movies)
3TB (Downloads)
3TB (Programs)
1TB HDD (Games)
2x6TB R1 (videos)
PSU
AX760
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Fractal Define R5
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NH-D15S
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Massdrop Ctrl with Box Navy's
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G903, Alioth XXL Mat
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280/40
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MBAM, ESET
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Canary 64 Bit
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I also own a Thinkpad P50 Xeon 4K, X220T, X1C5
Misdirected Ire, well obviously it's the shipper not Newegg's fault, even though recourse via Newegg.
 

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PC/Desktop
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A blend of brains, brawn and dumb luck.
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Windows 7 Ultimate 64
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i7 3770k OC'd 4.6 @ 1.17v, also FX 8120 & i5 miniITX
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MSI P67A-GD80 b3
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32 gb G.Skill Sniper DDR3 10-12-12-31 @ 2133
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XFX Radeon 7870 2GB DDR5
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Sound Blaster Z Series Card
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(2) LG LED 23" 1920 x 1080 2ms Monitors via mini d-port
Screen Resolution
1680 X 1050 p
Hard Drives
Samsung 256 gb 830 SSD sata III
(1) 1 tb WD Black
(2) 1 tb Hitachi deskmates/sata II
(2) 1 tb WD green/sata II
(2) 3 tb Seagate Barracuda
(1) 120 gb OCZ Vertex SS
(1) Drobo 5N w/5 Seagate 3tb
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EVGA modular 1000G2 80% gold rating & APC 1200 RS
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CoolerMaster Storm Styker
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7 case fans 140mm & 120mm, NZXT Kraken X60
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(2) Logitech Illuminated Keyboards (1) usb (1) wireless
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Logitech G700 & T-BC21 - nano nx for the laptop
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Basic 120mbps down
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Trend Micro Titanium Max Security & Malwarebytes Premium
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Chrome and IE 10
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5 Noctua case fans + 3 Noctua in p/p on NZXT cooler
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(2) Lite-on dvd/cd/Blu Ray optical 22X
Integrated fan controller and led on/off
HP Officejet Pro 8630 all-n-one
Hot-swappable 3.5" hard drive bay
Netgear Nighthawk router
Asus USB 3 & sata 6 PCIe card
Vantec IDE to sata adptr./Ultra sata adptr
Lenovo L420 i5 lappy with m sata
Drobo 5N advanced NAS
I know SSD's can be expensive, but talk about getting soaked!

Sorry. Couldn't resist. :p
 

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PC/Desktop
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
Mellon Labs (custom build)
OS
Win 7 Pro x64/Win 10 Pro x64 dual boot
CPU
AMD FX 8350 Vishera @ 4200
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ASUS M5A97 R2.0
Memory
16 GB Mushkin Blackline DDR3-2400 @ 1866 (9-10-10-10-31)
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XFX Radeon R9 280 Double D Black Edition
Sound Card
Realtek HD Audio on MB. Sounds great.
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Acer 24", Acer 22"
Screen Resolution
3840 x 1080
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1 x Mushkin Chronos 120 GB SSD (Win 10)
1 x Samsung 850 EVO 250 GB SSD (Win 7)
1 x WD 1TB SATA Blue
1 x WD 1TB SATA Green
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Corsair TX-750
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CoolerMaster HAF 912+
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Coolermaster Seidon 240M Liquid AIO. 6 case fans
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Logitech G710+
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Logitech G500s
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Much better since I got fiber, but still way overpriced.
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MSE, Malware Bytes for scanning
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Firefox
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Corsair VOID USB headphones.

A Mellon Labs X-1 - LCD Smartie driven system status display.

Brought to you by the letter E
Nice one, I am sure New Egg will fix it. I have had a couple of problems with stuff needing returning as it did not work and they worked with me and have been very helpful. That is why I use them and Amazon.
 

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Windows 7 x64 Ultimate and numerous virtual m...AMD FX-8350 Vishera 32nm Technology @ 4.2 GHz...G Skill 32.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 1204MHz (1...EVGA GeForce GTX 960 4GB Super SC ACX 2.0+ wi...
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PC/Desktop
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Bluethunder II
OS
Windows 7 x64 Ultimate and numerous virtual machines
CPU
AMD FX-8350 Vishera 32nm Technology @ 4.2 GHz default
Motherboard
ASUSTeK COMPUTER INC. SABERTOOTH 990FX R2.0 (Socket 942)
Memory
G Skill 32.0GB Dual-Channel DDR3 @ 1204MHz (11-13-13-31)
Graphics Card(s)
EVGA GeForce GTX 960 4GB Super SC ACX 2.0+ with Back Plate
Sound Card
Creative X-Fi Titanium HD Audiophile PCIe
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LG L227WTG x 3
Screen Resolution
1680 x 1050 16:10
Hard Drives
238GB Samsung850 PRO SATA Disk Device (SSD)
1863GB Seagate ST2000DM 001-1CH164 (SATA)
1397GB Seagate ST1500DL 003-9VT16L(SATA)
466GB Western Digital WDC WD50 03AZEX-00K1GA0 (SATA) x 2
932GB Seagate ST310005 28AS SATA Disk Device (SATA)
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Enermax Revolution87+ 1000 Watts Gold Certified Power Supply
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Rocketfish Full Tower
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Cooler Master Hyper 212 EVO Push Pull 120mm Fans
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Logitech K740
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Logitech G100S Laser LED + Logitech Gamepad F310
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500 mbs down and 30mbs up
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Malwarebytes Pro & Avast and MSE on certain Virtual Machines
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Firefox (Main) Chrome, Internet Explorer (Back Up)
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Logitech X 230 2.1 Stereo System and 5.1 Yamaha RX V2090
B&W DM6 Monitor Speakers + Center and Surround Speakers
Using Mouse Without Borders (Google it)
Indianatone said:
Nice one, I am sure New Egg will fix it. I have had a couple of problems with stuff needing returning as it did not work and they worked with me and have been very helpful. That is why I use them and Amazon.
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I am sure you are right. I never had any problems with Newegg when I RMAd stuff.
 

My Computer My Computer

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Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8from 1.6GHz Duo to i7
Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
HP, Dell, Gateway, Toshiba - 4 laptops and 2 desktops
OS
Vista, Windows7, Mint Mate, Zorin, Windows 8
CPU
from 1.6GHz Duo to i7
Monitor(s) Displays
2x HP w2207
Hard Drives
5x HDD, 7x SSD, 12x Externals
Keyboard
with trackball - no mices
Mouse
Trackball mice
Internet Speed
DSL 6000
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