Error code 80070005 trying to install KB3033890 (WMP patch)

doing the same song and dance from the last time i had this problem with a pair of patches a few months ago, just with a different update this time around. here's the last thread, pretty much all of it applies to my situation now except with windows update KB3033890: 10 recent Windows Updates giving "unknown error" 80070005

this time around the updater doesn't throw my laptop into a restart loop, instead "only" getting stuck at 35% when configuring updates, then reverting the changes, making my startup time a few minutes longer than usual.

as usual subinacl.exe didn't do anything to bypass this problem. for now i'm just going to hide this update.

update information: https://support.microsoft.com/kb/3033890

downloaded the installer and i'm installing SURT now. i could've sworn it was already installed from the last time i had this problem but the installer's doing it's thing anyway.

what am i supposed to do after it's installed? the last time i did this i was at a loss as to where to find SURT exactly and ended up just skipping to the sfc /scannow part, which incidentally still gives the same exact error it did in my previous thread.

i just looked in my CBS folder and the CBS.log file alone is 1.52 GB (screenshots in attachments), and i can't put it into a zip file because access is denied.

also included in screenshots is the error i get running sfc /scannow, and proof that the modules service is indeed running.

lastly my Windows Update log is included.

got it, here you go.

thank you. take your time, no need to rush.

can i just run this normally or do i need to boot into Safe Mode or anything like that?