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Mahatma Gamdhi as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him (oh, man, this is so bad, it's good) ... a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife.
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said Wait just a minute! she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, I hope you werent crazy enough to put all that money in the casket.
She said, Yes, I promised. Im a good christian, I cant lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him.
You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?
I sure did. I gathered up all the money put it in my account and wrote him a check for it.
Information has leaked that Apple are to release a new product: "the iWedding"
It's just like a regular wedding, the only problem is they don't provide any reception.
Most popular iPhone App of the month:
Public Telephone Box Locator.
Two iPhone 4's got married. It was a lovely ceremony, but the reception was awful...
Apparently they held it in the wrong place.
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster
says "Two Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident."
The blonde starts sobbing "That's horrible!!! So many men dying that way!"
Confused, he says, "Yes dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and
there is always that risk involved."
After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a
Brazillion?"