A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.
As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"
"Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."
Is this the same guy on post 1374?
Must be a short drive!
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.
As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"
"Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."
Is this the same guy on post 1374?
Must be a short drive!
Well spotted!! I've deleted the first one. Anyone seen my memory pills?
A man walked into a bar and ordered a pint of best bitter.
As the barman was drawing the beer from the barrel he look over and commented, "Excuse me, sir, but did you know you've got a car steering wheel stuffed down the front of your trousers?"
"Yeah, I know," came the reply, "it's driving me nuts."
Is this the same guy on post 1374?
Must be a short drive!
Well spotted!! I've deleted the first one. Anyone seen my memory pills?
The guy in post #1374 drove off with your memory pills....I forgot which way he was going.
No sex after surgery ...
A recent article in the Kentucky Post reported that a woman, Anne Maynard,
has sued St Luke's Hospital, saying that after her husband had surgery there,
he lost all interest in sex.
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