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#1381
a bit less pebbly
Nagging Wife
This guys wife has been nagging him for years to take her on vacation to the holy land, so he does. She's nagging and bitching the whole time there when suddenly she up and dies.
The Arrangements Director is talking to the guy and says, " We can have her shipped home for 5000$, or you could have her buried here in the holy land for 150$."
Guy thinks about it for a bit and says, "Send her home."
Director, "Are you sure? Why would you spend 5000$ to send her home when she could be buried HERE, in the magnificient holy land, for 150$??"
Guy, "Well, a long time ago a man died here, was buried, and 3 days later he rose from the grave.
I just can't take that chance......."