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" I don't dream at night, I dream all day; I dream for living."
Steven Spielberg
"If we'd been born where they were born and taught what they were taught, we would believe what they believe."
A sign inside a church in Northern Ireland, explaining the origin of intolerance and hate.
The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly.
~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
A Guy
When I was working for Hilton Hotels, some years ago, the directive came down from on high that all company, products and services, that possibly contained nuts would have to be marked accordingly.
This included the bowls of free snacks that were given out in the bars.
What the powers that be didn't expect was that the British can take thinks literally and all the Company vehicles suddenly started sporting "Warning - May Contain Nuts" labels on the engine bays
The most important nut in a car is the one holding the steering wheel.
Anon :)
im going to make a rubber stamp and just walk down the isles at the local stores stamping everything with the "may have been processed by machines previously containing nuts" notice, and maybe a bunch of other things to keep what I want in stock (may contain cat pulp, or street sluge) you know. good times!
mike