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A man is in bed with his new bride; they have just made love and he tells her in a soft calm voice, "Honey I just want you to know that I am not a man that has to make love all the time, I have a system that will help me know when you want to make love or when you do not want to make love." The wife replies, "Wow how considerate you are I knew I married a great man." The husband replies, "Here is what you need to do; every night when we get into bed reach over and grab my penis tenderly and if you want to make love rub it up and down 2 times." The wife smiles with a evil grin and says, "...and if I don't want to make love?". The husband says, "....reach over and grab my penis tenderly and rub it up and down 200 times."