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  1. patio
    Posts : 774
    Vista Ultimate X64/ Windows 7 Dual-boot
       New #191

    Just looking at the shape of it told me it was empty...

    Had it been carrying that 60 lb. boy it would have been elongated vertically more than it was...

    Not to be judgemental but that boy's Father is a twisted individual...
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  3. Kari
    Posts : 17,545
    Windows 10 Pro x64 EN-GB
       New #192

    Authorities search house in 'balloon boy' case - CNN.com
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  4. TheSchaft
    Posts : 833
    Windows 7 x64 HP, Windows 7 HP, Windows 7 Ult
       New #193




    Can't make this up, folks. Actual book, actual cover.

    http://www.nostarch.com/newmac_leopard.htm

    (Isn't it cute?)
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  6. Antman
    Posts : 4,573
       New #194

    Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?
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  7. jfar
    Posts : 5,840
    Vista Ult64, Win7600
       New #195

    I don't know, Why does the Easter Bunny hides his eggs?
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  8. Antman
    Posts : 4,573
       New #196

    He doesn't want people to know that he's been sleeping with chickens.
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  10. jfar
    Posts : 5,840
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       New #197

    Which brings us back to that age old question, who came first, the chicken or the egg, and now we have a rabbit thrown into the mix.
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  11. Antman
    Posts : 4,573
       New #198

    The rooster.

    Duh.
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  12. jfar
    Posts : 5,840
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       New #199

    So I suppose the rabbit said afterwards, I wouldn't do that again for a hundred Bucks.
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  13. mickey megabyte
    Posts : 8,398
    ultimate 64 sp1
       New #200

    i don't think the rabbit actually did anything.

    he chickened out, coz it wasn't very bunny.
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