Jokes Thread

LilDomii said:

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Nice found, pal!

I used logic (?)
No offence SME, but i doubt you could have done that animation (I couldn't, not sure about noyb though...)

smarteyeball said:

johnwillyums said:

Stereotypes are hard to avoid in jokes I know

Tell me about it... stereo typing is not a laughing matter.

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Good one!

johnwillyums said:

This is a bit sick so read no further if you are easily naused out.

Guy works day shift in a railway signal box.
One morning he arrives at work to find his usually miserable night shift colleague grinning from ear to ear.
Guy: "You're happy this morning"
Night shift guy: "I just had the best shift ever, you won't believe it"
Guy: "Tell me"
Night shift guy: "Well it was about 2am and there hadn't been a train for a while so I was just having a read when I looked out of the window and saw this naked woman tied to the track"
Guy: "Wow, what happened"
NSG: "I went outside and untied her and carried her in here"
Guy: "Yeah, what happened then"
NSG: "We made love on that very table! What do you think of that for a shift eh?"
Guy: "Amazing, you lucky devil. Was she like, good looking and stuff?"
NSG "Dunno, never found her head"

Anti climax again, but

johnwillyums said:

Yeah fair point. I read somewhere there are only 5 basic joke forms and I imagine this anticlimax or confounding of expectations type is one of them.
It's just a weak example of it though. oh well......:)

May we expect some strong examples, John ?

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