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I suspect starwolf is better off not knowing what farm boys get up to on those long lonely evenings
Anyway here's my joke-
Paddy goes for a job on a building site.
While he's waiting to be interviewed the other workers tell him that the boss is a bigot who hates the Irish and thinks they're all thick and stupid.
They tell him the boss will try and catch him out with trick questions.
Paddy goes in to see the boss and, after the preliminaries,the boss starts asking questions.
boss: "This is a tough job Paddy. I need to know you know your stuff. What's the difference between a joist and a girder?"
Paddy: "Oh sure, that's easy. Joyce wrote Ulysses, Goethe wrote Faust":)
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of 12 year old scotch. A drunk at the end of the bar lifts his head and looks at the guy. Bartender pours a glass of cheap scotch out of the drink well and gives it to the guy. He tastes it and says “This is some of your rot gut from your cheap stuff. I said 12 years old.” He now has the drunk’s full attention. The bartender pours a glass of Johnny Walker and gives it to the guy. He sips it and says “This is better but I think its Johnny Walker Red and that is not 12 years old.” The drunk is now totally amazed. Bartender pours a glass of Glenfiddich. The guy tastes it and says “Now that’s a good scotch. Glenfiddich 12 years old.” The drunk says “Hey buddy try shum a thish.” and slides a glass to the guy. He takes a sip. “Oh man! That tastes like piss!” “Hey thash purty ghoud” the drunk says………”How old am I?”
HAHA, this is almost as funny as the joke.sell them as pets? Put them down? i have no idea :P
LOL !! hahahaha xD
okay I got one too
A man that survived a plane crash got stranded on an island and has been living there for several months, time came and he felt his "needs" and since there's no one else living on the island he had his eyes set on a camel he found on the island. But his problems only got worse because he cant reach for the camel's (you know...) so what he did is he took a stool and tried again to put it in but the camel keeps on moving away, he tries it again... but again the camel moved away. Days went past, he still cant get the camel.. but one fateful night another plane crashed on the island so the man went around to see if there were any survivors. From afar he saw someone trying to swim towards the island so he dived into the water to lend that person a hand and when he reached the survivor, he found out that it was a woman.
The man is in LUCK!!
So the woman said, "Thank you, in return for saving my life you can do anything you want to me".
The man replied, "REALLY ?!?!"
The woman blushed and answered, "Yes.. tell me anything I'll do anything for you"
The man said, "Okay then, come with me..."
So the man grabbed the woman by her hand and went towards his tent.
The man said, "Can you hold this camel still? It keeps on moving everytime i try to put it in"
Last edited by edrik; 05 Apr 2010 at 00:33.