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Google Products We'll Never See
1. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.
2. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.
3. Google Smite - An extension of Google Earth; uses laser beams attached to satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.
4. Google Carnage - Use real-time satellite images to zoom in an see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.
5. Google Ogle - The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.
6. Googlebator - Google's first attempt at hardware; to be used in conjunction with Google Ogle
7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
8. Google Telegraph - Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash
9. Google Gaggle - The only search engine for geese.
10. Google Invading Force - Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the troops with Google's new troop management tool.
11. Gogoel - Search tool for dyslexics.
And for those husbands who do not use Google, to be used when the night was fun, with too much beer, you forgot to go home or even call the wife, when the next day starts with a headache and you notice you wake up in a wrong bed:
Call your wife and say: "Please honey, don't pay the ransom! I escaped."
This was not actually intended as a joke, but it certainly is as funny as many jokes......an actual post in another forum today, by someone truly clueless!