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A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun.
She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She stares at them for a moment, then she's overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side of her own head.
Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't..."
The blonde yells back, "Shut up! You're next!"