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Brilliant, thanks Bill, that Death one made me chuckle.
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New #962
In England, a barber shop had a customer who was a soldier..
After haircut when he gave money, the barber refused & said:
You fight 4 the people of the country, I wont take money from you'..
Next day he found some flowers & sweets outside his shop ..
Then a doctor came, again the barber didn't take money & said:
'You help the ill people of my country, I wont take money from you' ..
Next day he found an expensive clothing outside his shop!!
Then a Pakistani came, barber didn't take the money from him too & said:
"You are our visitor, I wont take money from you" ..
Next day ...
There were 10 Pakistanis waiting in a line outside his shop!!!
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New #966
How do you get out of an elephant? Run around until you get pooped out
Remember that from my childhood. A Guy
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New #968
A New Truck
One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw
his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to
him with a wide grin.
"Bubba, where'd you git that truck?"
"Tammie give it to me." Bubba replied.
"She give it to ya? "I know'd she wiz kinda sweet on ya, but a
new truck?"
"Well, Jimmy Jones, let me tell you what happened.
We wuz drivin' out on County Road 6,in the middle of nowheres.
Tammie pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel
drive, and headed into the woods. She parked the truck, got
out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Bubba, take
whatever you want.'
So I took the truck!"
"Bubba, yore a smart man! Them clothes woulda never fit you!"
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New #970
While my parents were making their funeral arrangements, the cemetery salesman pointed out a plot that he thought they would like.
"You'll have a beautiful view of the swan pond," he assured them.
Dad wasn't sold: "Unless you're including a periscope with my casket, I don't know how I'm going to enjoy it."
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