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Senility can be helpful.
You never loose things because you can't remember you ever had them in the first place.
You can hide your own easter eggs.
Their is no such thing as a rerun on T.V.
All news is new news.
All food is great because you can't remember what foods you don't like.
The good news is most of the time you can remember where the bathroom is located and what it's used for.