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#1851
Wrong Way
Scott and Glenn were working on a house. While nailing down siding Glenn would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.
Scott, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"
Glenn explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!"
Scott got completely upset and yelled, "You idiot! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"