Chicken Feathers as Fuel

Antman said:

One morning, two 80-year-old men sat talking about the weather and the latest in medical science and such, when one brings up the latest male medical miracle, Viagra.

The other elderly man isn't familiar with Viagra and asks the first man what is it for.

The first man says, "It's the greatest thing I've ever known. The Fountain of Youth! Makes you feel like a man of thirty."


The second man then asks, "Can you get it over the counter?"


"You probably could, if you took two pills," replies the first man.

That is one of the funniest things i've ever heard!

A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.


The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her it is still experimental and tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner.


So, that night at dinner, she does. About a week later she's back at the doctor's office.

She says, "Doc, the pill worked great! I put it in the potatoes like you suggested. It wasn't five minutes and he jumps up, rakes all the food and dishes off the table, grabs me, rips all my clothes off and ravishes me right then and there on the table."


The doctor says, "I'm sorry, we didn't realize the pill was that strong. The foundation will be glad to pay for any damages."


"Naah..." she says, "that's okay. We wouldn't go back to that restaurant anyway."

Not as funny as the last one, but still cracks me up

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He's come a long way since the ould farm, hasn't he.

Zidane24 said:

Might I remind you that McDonald's would be in copyright infringement...it is a KFC idea

Horsefeathers!


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