Quote of the Day

I wrote this one a few weeks back but it is my favourite quote of all time so I thought I would share it again on this beautiful Sunday morning


"I shall pass through this world but once.
Any good, therefore, that I can show to any human being,
let me do it now.
Let me not defer nor neglect it,
for I shall not pass this way again."
~~Stephen Grellet~~

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

- Mark Twain

Here's some more:

It seems there was this minister who just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.
The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.
The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.
The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures...and I couldn't stop talking!

“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”
--Anonymous

"The trouble with the internet is that it's replacing masturbation as a leisure activity"
Patrick Murray

Dwarf said:

“Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.”

And here I thought they went hand in hand.....