I just got off the phone with my first telephone scam artist. Till now, I've only ever heard about this widespread scam and now I got to experience it
Adam: *In a very heavy Indian accent* "Hello, my name is Ad-am. I am calling you to inform you that you have a problem with your computer, but do not worry, I will help you"
Me: *feigning surprise and alarm* "Oh no! What is wrong with it?"
Adam: "Please do not worry Sir, I will help you. Please go to your computer and I will help you through it"
Me: *In a grateful, overly friendly voice* "Thank you very much Adam! Please wait until I get to my computer"
*put the phone down for about a minute, made a few random noises, then picked the phone back up*
"Okay, I am now in front of my computer"
Adam: "Okay, now on the bottom left of your screen, please click the button that says start"
Me: "I do not have a button named start."
Adam: "It is the button on the bottom of your screen, to the far left"
Me: "I don't have a button that says start. Do you mean the big round button?"
Adam: "Yes. Left click on that please and then -"
Me: "- What do you mean 'left click'?"
Adam: "Yes. Left click on that - "
Me: "- sorry, do you mean left click with the mouse thingy?"
Adam: *starting to get frustrated* "Yes. When you click on that, there will be a word called computer in the menu, please click on that and I will be able to help you from there."
Me: "Okay, I have clicked the big button and I'm looking, please wait till I find it"
*made some random mouse and keyboard noises while Adam is getting further annoyed*
*Suddenly changing my tone to serious* "Sorry, I don't have 'computer' in the menu, but I do have a button that says you are trying to access my computer illeagally and when I click on it, it says THIS IS A SCAM!"
Adam: *click... beep...beep..beep*
I could have kept stringing 'Adam' along, but I got bored
Adam: *In a very heavy Indian accent* "Hello, my name is Ad-am. I am calling you to inform you that you have a problem with your computer, but do not worry, I will help you"
Me: *feigning surprise and alarm* "Oh no! What is wrong with it?"
Adam: "Please do not worry Sir, I will help you. Please go to your computer and I will help you through it"
Me: *In a grateful, overly friendly voice* "Thank you very much Adam! Please wait until I get to my computer"
*put the phone down for about a minute, made a few random noises, then picked the phone back up*
"Okay, I am now in front of my computer"
Adam: "Okay, now on the bottom left of your screen, please click the button that says start"
Me: "I do not have a button named start."
Adam: "It is the button on the bottom of your screen, to the far left"
Me: "I don't have a button that says start. Do you mean the big round button?"
Adam: "Yes. Left click on that please and then -"
Me: "- What do you mean 'left click'?"
Adam: "Yes. Left click on that - "
Me: "- sorry, do you mean left click with the mouse thingy?"
Adam: *starting to get frustrated* "Yes. When you click on that, there will be a word called computer in the menu, please click on that and I will be able to help you from there."
Me: "Okay, I have clicked the big button and I'm looking, please wait till I find it"
*made some random mouse and keyboard noises while Adam is getting further annoyed*
*Suddenly changing my tone to serious* "Sorry, I don't have 'computer' in the menu, but I do have a button that says you are trying to access my computer illeagally and when I click on it, it says THIS IS A SCAM!"
Adam: *click... beep...beep..beep*
I could have kept stringing 'Adam' along, but I got bored
My Computer
At a glance
8 Pro x64i7 3770K 4.6GHz16GB G.Skill Trident X 2666mhzx2 EVGA 780 Ti Superclocked SLI
- Computer type
- PC/Desktop
- Computer Manufacturer/Model Number
- Systems by SmartEyeball
- OS
- 8 Pro x64
- CPU
- i7 3770K 4.6GHz
- Motherboard
- ASUS P8Z77 WS
- Memory
- 16GB G.Skill Trident X 2666mhz
- Graphics Card(s)
- x2 EVGA 780 Ti Superclocked SLI
- Sound Card
- SB X-FI Surround 5.1 PRO USB / ATH-AD900 Headphones
- Monitor(s) Displays
- x3 Dell U2410 / 58" Samsung
- Screen Resolution
- 5760*1200/ 1920*1200
- Hard Drives
- 2x Intel 520 240GB (RAID 0) * 2x WD Caviar Blacks 2TB (RAID 0) * 2TB WD Caviar Black * Sony Optirac DVD
- PSU
- Silverstone Strider Evolution 1200W
- Case
- Thermaltake Level 10 GT Snow Edition
- Cooling
- Noctua NH-D14
- Keyboard
- Topre Realforce // Ducky Shine MX Black // Filco Ninja TKL
- Mouse
- Thermaltake Theron (Highly Recommended) + Razer Imperator
- Antivirus
- MSE
- Browser
- IE, FF, WaterFox
- Other Info
- GT Extreme V2 Sim Racing Cockpit + 40" LCD and K/B Mouse stand ▼
Fanatec CSR Elite Wheel + Clubsport V1 Pedals + CSR shifter/7G-H ▼Saitek X52 Pro ▼ TrackIR 5 Pro
Buttkicker v2 Seat Rumbler with Dedicated 5.1 and Sub Woofer attached to frame ▼
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Bloody Big Grin
