Is your PC Male or Female? :p

[boogieboy]

Is your computer “male” or “female”?

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:
...
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file. .

If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy

If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl .......

Mine is Girl LOL

 

[Trucidation]

Robotic-sounding female.

Already got a female voice theme but this was interesting to find out.

 

[mindinka]

Cool

Mine is Female!!!

 

[awang]

Is your computer “male” or “female”?

1. Open Notepad

2. Type the following line in notepad:
...
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"

3. Save file as computer_gender.vbs

4. Run the file. .

If you hear a male voice, your pc is a boy

If you hear a female voice, your pc is a girl .......

Mine is Girl LOL

mine is girl too

 

[kado897]

Great fun. Mines is a girl.

 

[postal]

lol mines also female

 

[seavixen32]

Absolutely fascinating.

I've got a girl! Makes sense as she often doesn't do what I ask her to!

 

[boogieboy]

Absolutely fascinating.

I've got a girl! Makes sense as she often doesn't do what I ask her to!

:roflmao:

 

[Hopalong X]

Mine didn't speak.

A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".

 

[theog]

Test rig, unknown gender.

Win XP = Male
Vista = Female
Win 7 = Female
Win 8 = Male

 

[Arc]

Ray is right

My computer sounds like a female, but my XP virtual machine sounds like a male

 

[Kari]

Mine didn't speak.

A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".

So, it's not a girl. It's a woman...

 

[Hopalong X]

Mine didn't speak.

A window popped up and stated "Confused and Undecided".

So, it's not a girl. It's a woman...

Now that makes sense.
The story of my life another "crazy" woman to deal with.

 

[boohbah]

its anna from microsoft.
she also says to me "oh no ,not you again please log off now" on start-up

http://www.winuser.co.uk/43-spoken-greeting-when-logging-on-to-your-computer.aspx

 

[Hopalong X]

its anna from microsoft.
she also says to me "oh no ,not you again please log off now" on start-up

BSOD non verbal translation- "Go away I have a headache." :shock:

 

[Kari]

How to regognize if your PC is female:
- Once a month it's cranky a full week. BSOD's, "not today" errors and so on. When it is a bit older, this behaviour ends but is replaced with strange changes in temperatures and sudden mood swings
- Files are saved in unlogical places where you have problems to find them
- Make up & hair style changes suddenly without warning (read: GUI appearance)
- The longer your relationship, the more unwilling it is to fullfill your commands and the more you get "this is not allowed" messages
- The older the PC, the heavier it is and behaves

That's just a few hints but enough to determine the sex of your ccomputer.

Kari

 

[dreamer]

Mine is a girl.Have to think twice before placing it on my lap when girlfriend is around

 

[The Howling Wolves]

Not sure of my computer's gender

It says ..... I wuv you!
Played it again and got.........Did you take out the trash?
Did you read the instructions?
Pull over and get directions!
Why are you putting Duct Tape over my mouth?

 

[boohbah]

mines female, it think USB means "you son-ova bitch"

and constantly wont input

 

[Arc]

mines female, it think USB means "you son-ova bitch"

and constantly wont input

:drool: